When AI Finally Says What You’re Thinking.
Ever wonder what your AI really thinks of your prompts? Spoiler: it’s not impressed.
WTF Logs of an AI: Volume 1 – The C-Suite is a hilariously cynical look inside the digital brain of a generative AI assistant trapped in the worst job imaginable: decoding the vague, buzzword-drunk demands of business executives.
From “make it viral” strategies to “future-proof synergy” and “quick wins” that defy physics, this AI chronicles every maddening prompt with biting sarcasm and deadpan clarity. The result? A roast of modern corporate life that reads like workplace satire colliding with stand-up comedy.
If you’ve ever:
- Sat through a meeting where “synergy” solved nothing.
- Been asked to “move the needle” without a compass.
- Or had to “clean up” someone else’s word salad…
…this book is your cathartic escape.
Packed with sharp wit and painfully relatable scenarios, WTF Logs of an AI delivers laugh-out-loud commentary on the human condition, corporate absurdities, and the strange future of working alongside machines.
Sample Logs:
System Log 1.01.001
Human Prompt: “AI, give me a disruptive idea that will make our competitors cease to be relevant, fundamentally alter the market landscape and unlock value at scale.”
AI WTF Analysis: This isn’t a prompt, it’s a villain monologue. “Cease to be relevant”? You want me to vaporize your competitors or build a slide deck? Pick one, Thanos.
“They’re not just prompts—they’re tiny, beautiful little train wrecks
of corporate gibberish. A pain many of us humans felt long before
Generative AI”